Below you'll find a random assortment of print and broadcast samples that I've written for various network and cable TV properties.
Real Time with Bill Maher
"The people have spoken. Now it's his turn."
This ad launched Bill's 2013 season. It was written following the re-election of President Obama.
Written for and produced by And Co.
It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
:30 Promos
I wrote almost every It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia promo for the show's first 7 seasons. Below are just a few of my faves.
Written for and produced by BLT
Anger Management
"A hostile makeover"
and
"He's feeling renewed"
Following the whole tiger blood/"winning" melt down, this first ad marked Charlie Sheen's return to television... while the one below announced that the series was picked up for an additional 90 (!) episodes. I mean he was great in Hot Shots: Part Duex, but I still don't understand what people see in this guy.
Written for Arsonal/Produced by X
Deadwood
"No law can make it respectable"
Written for and produced by BLT
The Americans
"All's fair in love and cold war"
A show about conflicted Russian spies living in suburban America in the '80's. Honestly, not my favorite line of the many I came up with - I much preferred "In the 1980’s, one family had different values" or the more subtle "It's always hard to tell" since it refers to the main characters attempt to blend in as well as their internal conflicts about spying.
Written for Arsonal/Produced by Ignition Print
Lilyhammer
"His Way or Norway"
Written for and produced by Arsonal
Russel Brand: Brand X
"Late Night Rebranded"
and
"Counter The Culture!"
Written for Arsonal/Produced by Gravillis Inc.
Archer
:20 Promo
Written for and produced by BLT
Strikeback
"Diplomacy is overrated"
Written for and produced by Arsonal
& "The world's not saving itself"
Written for Arsonal/produced by Bemis Balkind
The Pacific
"Hell was an ocean away"
Written for And Co./Produced by Ignition Print
The Ultimate Fighter Fridays
"Welcome to the end of the weak"
Not a very exciting ad, but I just thought this line was terribly clever.
Written for and produced by Arsonal
Storage Wars
"Back in Bidness."
Written for and produced by Arsonal
Sirens
"A Life or Death Situation Comedy"
Written for ARSONAL and produced by USA in-house
Southie Rules
Various - Print Advertising
A very specific assignment - promote a reality show about South Boston to New Yorkers. By taunting them.
Written for Buster, Inc./Produced by And Co.
The Hatfields and The McCoys
"Never forgive. Never forget."
Written for and produced by BLT
Human Target
"He's a guardian. Not an angel."
Written for and produced by FOX in-house
